A new kid started at my work last week. His name is Lance.
...You don't hear of many people with that name any more. But back in the middle ages they were named Lance a lot.
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I'm just glad I live in a moose-free zone.
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I do not know the secret to True Happiness...
BUT I have never been sad when I am eating Pizza
BUT I have never been sad when I am eating Pizza
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
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I hate pizza.Bloodhound wrote: ↑04 Aug 2023, 09:31 I do not know the secret to True Happiness...
BUT I have never been sad when I am eating Pizza
I always eat too much of it.
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On a scale of one to ten, urinate.
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I ran into a guy at the pub who told me he was a pop star in 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix