Dad jokes

Post by **Biff** » 14 Apr 2022, 10:13

If at first you don't succeed,
try, try again. Then quit.

There's no point in being a dang fool about it.

Post by **Biff** » 14 Apr 2022, 10:14

the big difference between sex for money & sex for free ....

Sex for money costs a lot less.

Sir Moose · Post by **Sir Moose** » 15 Apr 2022, 09:08

Life is like a box of chocolates. It goes a lot faster for the fat kids.

jmg · Post by **jmg** » 15 Apr 2022, 12:29

Angry cowboy walks into the barn. Looks at his horse and says, "Hey! Did you steal my thesaurus?"

Horse looks at him and says, "Nope."

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 15 Apr 2022, 14:34

Why did Han Solo send his steak back?

It was Chewie.

Post by **Biff** » 25 Apr 2022, 09:34

Why was the ice-cream cone bad at tennis?

It had a soft-serve.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 28 Apr 2022, 12:53

Did you know that mountains are not just funny...they are HILL-AREAS

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 28 Apr 2022, 21:00

What starts with a W and ends with a T?

No, really, it does.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 03 May 2022, 17:17

What do you call short people telling jokes?

A little funny.

Del · Post by **Del** » 03 May 2022, 18:20

JimVH wrote: ↑28 Apr 2022, 21:00 What starts with a W and ends with a T?

No, really, it does.

This one caused Pipeson to laugh uncontrollably for a very long time. +1 to The Real JimVH™.