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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I'll let you know.
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Why do golfers always carry an extra sock?




In case they get a hole in one.
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If it's a 'penny for your thoughts,' but you 'put in your two-cents worth,' somebody is making a profit in the process.
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How does the moon cut his hair?




Eclipse it.
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Amal and Juan are identical twins.

Their mom only carries one baby
photo in her wallet..

Because if you've seen Juan you've
seen Amal.
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My wife told me I ruined her birthday.

But I didn't even know it was her birthday.
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I am into fitness!






Fitness whole pizza in my mouth!
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I’m going to open a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza.



I’ll call it the Crust Station.
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I tried to go to a kleptomaniacs anonymous meeting, but all the seats were taken.
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What do you call a Frenchman being attacked by a tiger?







Claude.
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