Dad, what's a forklift?
Usually just food, son.
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- Usher
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What is the difference between a businessman and a dog?
The businessman wears trousers and the dog......pants.
The businessman wears trousers and the dog......pants.
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
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I'm looking for a trebuchet for sale.
It's a long shot, I know.
It's a long shot, I know.
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What do you call a mom who tells dad jokes?
A faux pa.
A faux pa.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown
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My wife threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday.
I was like.. What the Hellmann?!?!
I was like.. What the Hellmann?!?!
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- JimVH from the old site
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Three cospiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
I am not as cool as JimVH. Nor or you. Well, unless you ARE JimVH.
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How do you get a pikachu on the bus.
You pokemon.
You pokemon.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown