Dad jokes

jmg · Post by **jmg** » 16 Jul 2023, 19:44

A new kid started at my work last week. His name is Lance.
...You don't hear of many people with that name any more. But back in the middle ages they were named Lance a lot.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 19 Jul 2023, 13:15

I'm just glad I live in a moose-free zone.

Post by **Biff** » 19 Jul 2023, 13:38

JimVH wrote: ↑19 Jul 2023, 13:15 I'm just glad I live in a moose-free zone.

Pretty regular occurrence within the moose zone.

Hovannes · Post by **Hovannes** » 03 Aug 2023, 06:37

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Ten tickles.

coco · Post by **coco** » 03 Aug 2023, 16:20

I'm investing in stocks. Chicken, fish, beef... I'm gonna be a boullionaire.

Post by **Biff** » 03 Aug 2023, 17:14

coco wrote: ↑03 Aug 2023, 16:20 I'm investing in stocks. Chicken, fish, beef... I'm gonna be a boullionaire.

Sauce?

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 04 Aug 2023, 09:31

I do not know the secret to True Happiness...

BUT I have never been sad when I am eating Pizza

Del · Post by **Del** » 04 Aug 2023, 10:29

Bloodhound wrote: ↑04 Aug 2023, 09:31 I do not know the secret to True Happiness...

BUT I have never been sad when I am eating Pizza

I hate pizza.

I always eat too much of it.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 22 Sep 2023, 20:02

On a scale of one to ten, urinate.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 24 Sep 2023, 21:27

I ran into a guy at the pub who told me he was a pop star in 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant.