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Dad jokes
Posted: 12 Apr 2022, 08:57
by Biff
Why are chickens not allowed in church?
Because they use fowl language!
Dad jokes
Posted: 12 Apr 2022, 09:08
by JimVH
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Dad jokes
Posted: 12 Apr 2022, 09:24
by cobster
How come people don't hire ducks?
Because they foul everything up!
Dad jokes
Posted: 12 Apr 2022, 11:29
by Jocose
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Dad jokes
Posted: 12 Apr 2022, 13:25
by Biff
A pastor giving a children's sermon on vestments asked:
"Why do you think I wear this collar?"
One kid answered:
"Because it kills ticks and fleas for up to 30 days?"
Dad jokes
Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 08:59
by Del
Dad jokes
Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 11:28
by Biff
How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep?
You rocket.
Dad jokes
Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 11:53
by Sir Moose
What’s green and fuzzy and if it drops out of a tree onto you it’ll kill you?
A pool table
Dad jokes
Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 19:07
by JimVH
If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, just talk softly to the door knob.
Because communication is the key.
Dad jokes
Posted: 14 Apr 2022, 06:00
by Sir Moose
If there are five apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
Two...because that's how many you took.
