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Why are frogs always happy?









Because they eat everything that bugs them!
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
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If your canoe flips over, you can just wear it as a hat....because now its cap-sized :D
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Bloodhound wrote: 09 May 2022, 14:21 If your canoe flips over, you can just wear it as a hat....because now its cap-sized :D
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JimVH wrote: 09 May 2022, 17:41
Bloodhound wrote: 09 May 2022, 14:21 If your canoe flips over, you can just wear it as a hat....because now its cap-sized :D
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Post by Del »

Biff wrote: 19 May 2022, 10:23lyre.jpg
She should quit harping on him all the time.
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Del wrote: 19 May 2022, 21:05
Biff wrote: 19 May 2022, 10:23lyre.jpg
She should quit harping on him all the time.
They both seem a little tightly wound.
"When you're dumb, you've got to be tough." -My dad

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jmg wrote: 19 May 2022, 21:58
Del wrote: 19 May 2022, 21:05
Biff wrote: 19 May 2022, 10:23lyre.jpg
She should quit harping on him all the time.
They both seem a little tightly wound.
High strung.
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Biff wrote: 19 May 2022, 22:08
jmg wrote: 19 May 2022, 21:58
Del wrote: 19 May 2022, 21:05

She should quit harping on him all the time.
They both seem a little tightly wound.
High strung.
So much tension that it's audible.
"When you're dumb, you've got to be tough." -My dad

"No reserves. No retreats. No regrets." -William Borden
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