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Science puns make me numb.

Math puns make me number.
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jmg wrote: 19 May 2022, 22:14
Biff wrote: 19 May 2022, 22:08
jmg wrote: 19 May 2022, 21:58

They both seem a little tightly wound.
High strung.
So much tension that it's audible.
They'll be okay. They're a plucky couple.
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Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $2.50


I think they call that Inflation
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This is for Jim and Del



Why do peppers make such good archers?




Because they habanero
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Bloodhound wrote: 20 May 2022, 15:10 This is for Jim and Del



Why do peppers make such good archers?




Because they habanero
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JimVH wrote: 20 May 2022, 16:01
Bloodhound wrote: 20 May 2022, 15:10 This is for Jim and Del

Why do peppers make such good archers?

Because they habanero
There's little I hate more than not having a witty comeback.
+1 anger.
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My wife told me to stop imitating flamingos.


Bu I had to put my foot down.
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?








Tide.
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The four keys to making a man happy:

1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2. Find a woman who can cook.
3. Find a woman who is good in bed.
4. Make sure these 3 women never meet.
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TheGiantNinja wrote: 27 May 2022, 20:19 The four keys to making a man happy:

1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2. Find a woman who can cook.
3. Find a woman who is good in bed.
4. Make sure these 3 women never meet.
:D Any success? Curious minds....
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