A bit of music trivia: Do you know the band called "Black Eyed Peas"? They were originally known simply as "The Peas."
Then they met Chuck Norris.
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Mom pulled the blankets off of me last night. It was traumatic, but I managed to recover.
I am not as cool as JimVH. Nor or you. Well, unless you ARE JimVH.
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How does a duck fart?
Through its butt quack.
Through its butt quack.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown
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I got a new job...I am making plastic Dracula figurines. There are only two of us on the assembly line, so I have to make every second Count.
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
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C'mon man.
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“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown
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Your job sucks.Bloodhound wrote: ↑05 Jul 2023, 11:42 I got a new job...I am making plastic Dracula figurines. There are only two of us on the assembly line, so I have to make every second Count.
Here I stand. I can do no other.
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What do you call a hen staring at a head of lettuce?
Chicken Ceaser’s salad.
Chicken Ceaser’s salad.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.” -Unknown