Science puns make me numb.
Math puns make me number.
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- Bloodhound
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Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $2.50
I think they call that Inflation
I think they call that Inflation
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
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There's little I hate more than not having a witty comeback.Bloodhound wrote: ↑20 May 2022, 15:10 This is for Jim and Del
Why do peppers make such good archers?
Because they habanero
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
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+1 anger.JimVH wrote: ↑20 May 2022, 16:01There's little I hate more than not having a witty comeback.Bloodhound wrote: ↑20 May 2022, 15:10 This is for Jim and Del
Why do peppers make such good archers?
Because they habanero
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My wife told me to stop imitating flamingos.
Bu I had to put my foot down.
Bu I had to put my foot down.
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Tide.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
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The four keys to making a man happy:
1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2. Find a woman who can cook.
3. Find a woman who is good in bed.
4. Make sure these 3 women never meet.
1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2. Find a woman who can cook.
3. Find a woman who is good in bed.
4. Make sure these 3 women never meet.
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Any success? Curious minds....TheGiantNinja wrote: ↑27 May 2022, 20:19 The four keys to making a man happy:
1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2. Find a woman who can cook.
3. Find a woman who is good in bed.
4. Make sure these 3 women never meet.
Here I stand. I can do no other.