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How in the world do dragons blow out candles?
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What is the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?










The Christmas alphabet has noels.
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I saw a news report that said 1 in 3 Americans were already starting their Christmas shopping for 2023!

I am assuming that the other 2 of the 3 Americans are....Men :lol:
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Why do men like women in leather?









Because they smell like new cars.
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Biff wrote: 10 Jan 2023, 14:48 Why do men like women in leather?









Because they smell like new cars.
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Hovannes wrote: 13 Jan 2023, 13:01
Biff wrote: 10 Jan 2023, 14:48 Why do men like women in leather?









Because they smell like new cars.
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Did you hear about that fire at the circus?

It was in tents.
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TheGiantNinja wrote: 17 Jan 2023, 09:02 Did you hear about that fire at the circus?

It was in tents.
Most definitely worth the visit.
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Del wrote: 17 Jan 2023, 12:37
TheGiantNinja wrote: 17 Jan 2023, 09:02 Did you hear about that fire at the circus?

It was in tents.
Most definitely worth the visit.
Meh. Dude goes 8 months since his last post and this is the best he can do?

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I remember when I was in elementary school we lived in a house with a huge oak tree in the back yard with two tire swings!


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