Dad jokes

Del · Post by **Del** » 27 Jun 2023, 18:41

A bit of music trivia: Do you know the band called "Black Eyed Peas"? They were originally known simply as "The Peas."

Then they met Chuck Norris.

coco · Post by **coco** » 28 Jun 2023, 04:29

Mom pulled the blankets off of me last night. It was traumatic, but I managed to recover.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 02 Jul 2023, 18:49

How does a duck fart?

Through its butt quack.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 05 Jul 2023, 11:42

I got a new job...I am making plastic Dracula figurines. There are only two of us on the assembly line, so I have to make every second Count.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 10 Jul 2023, 11:19

C'mon man.

Post by **Biff** » 10 Jul 2023, 14:38

Bloodhound wrote: ↑05 Jul 2023, 11:42 I got a new job...I am making plastic Dracula figurines. There are only two of us on the assembly line, so I have to make every second Count.

Your job sucks.

coco · Post by **coco** » 10 Jul 2023, 16:23

What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? A roaming Catholic.

Del · Post by **Del** » 10 Jul 2023, 18:37

JimVH wrote: ↑10 Jul 2023, 11:19C'mon man.

Gimme a break. No joke.

jruegg · Post by **jruegg** » 13 Jul 2023, 12:11

I haven't talked to my wife in seven years.

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I don't want to interrupt her.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 15 Jul 2023, 07:58

What do you call a hen staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken Ceaser’s salad.