Why are chickens not allowed in church?
Because they use fowl language!
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- JimVH
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?
The views expressed here are either mine or not my own, not sure.
The opinions expressed here may or may not be my own.
I post links to stuff.
Make your own choices.
The opinions expressed here may or may not be my own.
I post links to stuff.
Make your own choices.
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A pastor giving a children's sermon on vestments asked:
"Why do you think I wear this collar?"
One kid answered:
"Because it kills ticks and fleas for up to 30 days?"
"Why do you think I wear this collar?"
One kid answered:
"Because it kills ticks and fleas for up to 30 days?"
Here I stand. I can do no other.
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If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, just talk softly to the door knob.
Because communication is the key.
Because communication is the key.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix