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Why are chickens not allowed in church?










Because they use fowl language!
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.


How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.
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How come people don't hire ducks?



Because they foul everything up!
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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A pastor giving a children's sermon on vestments asked:
"Why do you think I wear this collar?"

One kid answered:
"Because it kills ticks and fleas for up to 30 days?"
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How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep?






You rocket.
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What’s green and fuzzy and if it drops out of a tree onto you it’ll kill you?








A pool table
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If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, just talk softly to the door knob.


Because communication is the key.
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If there are five apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?






Two...because that's how many you took.
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