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Posted: 27 Jun 2023, 18:41
A bit of music trivia: Do you know the band called "Black Eyed Peas"? They were originally known simply as "The Peas."
Then they met Chuck Norris.
Then they met Chuck Norris.
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Posted: 28 Jun 2023, 04:29
Mom pulled the blankets off of me last night. It was traumatic, but I managed to recover.
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Posted: 02 Jul 2023, 18:49
How does a duck fart?
Through its butt quack.
Through its butt quack.
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Posted: 05 Jul 2023, 11:42
I got a new job...I am making plastic Dracula figurines. There are only two of us on the assembly line, so I have to make every second Count. 
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Posted: 10 Jul 2023, 11:19
C'mon man.
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Posted: 10 Jul 2023, 14:38
Your job sucks.Bloodhound wrote: ↑05 Jul 2023, 11:42 I got a new job...I am making plastic Dracula figurines. There are only two of us on the assembly line, so I have to make every second Count.
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Posted: 10 Jul 2023, 16:23
What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? A roaming Catholic.
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Posted: 10 Jul 2023, 18:37
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Posted: 13 Jul 2023, 12:11
I haven't talked to my wife in seven years.
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I don't want to interrupt her.
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I don't want to interrupt her.
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Posted: 15 Jul 2023, 07:58
What do you call a hen staring at a head of lettuce?
Chicken Ceaser’s salad.
Chicken Ceaser’s salad.