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Dad jokes
Posted: 16 Jul 2023, 19:44
by jmg
A new kid started at my work last week. His name is Lance.
...You don't hear of many people with that name any more. But back in the middle ages they were named Lance a lot.
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Posted: 19 Jul 2023, 13:15
by JimVH
I'm just glad I live in a moose-free zone.
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Posted: 19 Jul 2023, 13:38
by Biff
JimVH wrote: ↑19 Jul 2023, 13:15
I'm just glad I live in a moose-free zone.
Pretty regular occurrence within the moose zone.
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Posted: 03 Aug 2023, 06:37
by Hovannes
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
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Posted: 03 Aug 2023, 16:20
by coco
I'm investing in stocks. Chicken, fish, beef... I'm gonna be a boullionaire.
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Posted: 03 Aug 2023, 17:14
by Biff
coco wrote: ↑03 Aug 2023, 16:20
I'm investing in stocks. Chicken, fish, beef... I'm gonna be a boullionaire.
Sauce?
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Posted: 04 Aug 2023, 09:31
by Bloodhound
I do not know the secret to True Happiness...
BUT I have never been sad when I am eating Pizza
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Posted: 04 Aug 2023, 10:29
by Del
Bloodhound wrote: ↑04 Aug 2023, 09:31
I do not know the secret to True Happiness...
BUT I have never been sad when I am eating Pizza
I hate pizza.
I always eat too much of it.
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Posted: 22 Sep 2023, 20:02
by JimVH
On a scale of one to ten, urinate.
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Posted: 24 Sep 2023, 21:27
by JimVH
I ran into a guy at the pub who told me he was a pop star in 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant.