Christian Pipe Smokers

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I'll let you know.

Why do golfers always carry an extra sock?




In case they get a hole in one.

If it's a 'penny for your thoughts,' but you 'put in your two-cents worth,' somebody is making a profit in the process.

How does the moon cut his hair?




Eclipse it.

Amal and Juan are identical twins.

Their mom only carries one baby
photo in her wallet..

Because if you've seen Juan you've
seen Amal.

My wife told me I ruined her birthday.

But I didn't even know it was her birthday.

I am into fitness!






Fitness whole pizza in my mouth!

I’m going to open a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza.



I’ll call it the Crust Station.

I tried to go to a kleptomaniacs anonymous meeting, but all the seats were taken.

What do you call a Frenchman being attacked by a tiger?







Claude.