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Dad jokes

Posted: 24 Nov 2022, 07:45
by JimVH
How in the world do dragons blow out candles?

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Posted: 05 Dec 2022, 12:27
by JimVH
What is the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?










The Christmas alphabet has noels.

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Posted: 06 Jan 2023, 09:18
by Bloodhound
I saw a news report that said 1 in 3 Americans were already starting their Christmas shopping for 2023!

I am assuming that the other 2 of the 3 Americans are....Men :lol:

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Posted: 10 Jan 2023, 14:48
by Biff
Why do men like women in leather?









Because they smell like new cars.

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Posted: 13 Jan 2023, 13:01
by Hovannes
Biff wrote: 10 Jan 2023, 14:48 Why do men like women in leather?









Because they smell like new cars.
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Posted: 13 Jan 2023, 18:57
by Biff
Hovannes wrote: 13 Jan 2023, 13:01
Biff wrote: 10 Jan 2023, 14:48 Why do men like women in leather?









Because they smell like new cars.
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I don't always tell dad jokes,
but when I do, they're dumb.

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Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 09:02
by TheGiantNinja
Did you hear about that fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

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Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 12:37
by Del
TheGiantNinja wrote: 17 Jan 2023, 09:02 Did you hear about that fire at the circus?

It was in tents.
Most definitely worth the visit.

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Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 12:45
by FredS
Del wrote: 17 Jan 2023, 12:37
TheGiantNinja wrote: 17 Jan 2023, 09:02 Did you hear about that fire at the circus?

It was in tents.
Most definitely worth the visit.
Meh. Dude goes 8 months since his last post and this is the best he can do?

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Posted: 23 Jan 2023, 10:17
by Bloodhound
I remember when I was in elementary school we lived in a house with a huge oak tree in the back yard with two tire swings!


Those were GoodYears