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Dad jokes

Posted: 23 Jan 2023, 10:28
by JimVH
Dad, what's a forklift?


Usually just food, son.

Dad jokes

Posted: 24 Jan 2023, 09:44
by Bloodhound
What is the difference between a businessman and a dog?


The businessman wears trousers and the dog......pants.

Dad jokes

Posted: 24 Jan 2023, 13:42
by Jocose
I'm looking for a trebuchet for sale.

It's a long shot, I know.

Dad jokes

Posted: 25 Jan 2023, 09:20
by JimVH
What do you call a mom who tells dad jokes?




A faux pa.

Dad jokes

Posted: 25 Jan 2023, 13:36
by Jocose
My wife threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday.

I was like.. What the Hellmann?!?!

Dad jokes

Posted: 28 Jan 2023, 11:20
by coco
Mom says that I have two major faults: I don't listen. And something else.

Dad jokes

Posted: 28 Jan 2023, 11:21
by coco
I believe in 12.5% of the BIble. Guess I'm and eighth-theist.

Dad jokes

Posted: 28 Jan 2023, 11:24
by coco
Three cospiracy theorists walk into a bar.


You can't tell me that's a coincidence.

Dad jokes

Posted: 29 Jan 2023, 16:27
by coco
What movie star is always ready for cereal?

Reese.







With her spoon.

Dad jokes

Posted: 31 Jan 2023, 13:19
by JimVH
How do you get a pikachu on the bus.




You pokemon.