The Two Dollar Bill and the OFG

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I know of a kindly OFG who keeps a wad of two dollar bills just to hand out to children.
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Pretty sure that's illegal in CA.
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FredS wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 15:21 Pretty sure that's illegal in CA.
Hard to come by, but legal. Now we have the coin - twonie
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I keep a wad to hand out for tips.
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Biff wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 18:45
FredS wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 15:21 Pretty sure that's illegal in CA.
Hard to come by, but legal. Now we have the coin - twonie
How do you pronounce "twonie"?
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We saw this last night:


It reminded me of my OFG friend with his roll of twos.
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Hugo Drax wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 19:55 I keep a wad to hand out for tips.
I used to have a banker friend that carried small stacks that he ran through the notepad binder at his work. When he tipped someone he’d make sure they saw him peel it off the pad. It always seemed to wow people.
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Hugo Drax wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 19:55 I keep a wad to hand out for tips.
I bet you're popular at the strip club!
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sweetandsour wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 20:00
Biff wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 18:45
FredS wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 15:21 Pretty sure that's illegal in CA.
Hard to come by, but legal. Now we have the coin - twonie
How do you pronounce "twonie"?
two knee, rhymes with loonie which happens to be our dollar. And is worth nothing. Thanks Castreau.
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JimVH wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 22:19
Hugo Drax wrote: 15 Mar 2023, 19:55 I keep a wad to hand out for tips.
I used to have a banker friend that carried small stacks that he ran through the notepad binder at his work. When he tipped someone he’d make sure they saw him peel it off the pad. It always seemed to wow people.
Gosh, no. Never. Ick. Tip money should be in your cigarette pocket precounted. I hand out two dollar bills because people are always delighted to see them and happily remember your face.
Weenies are us.
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