Christian Pipe Smokers

Edward Woodward

Pee-wee Herman

I thought this was a joke at first, but he was a real person:

Baal?
Molech!

Ima Hogg - Texas philanthropist.

When I worked at FoMoCo, I worked for a supervisor in engine calibration who's name was Jim Stalls.

There was also a guy in the Ford Safety Office named Rob Hazard.

(Note: their first names have been changed to protect the innocent.)

Dick Woodcock, co-developer of the Woodcock–Johnson Tests of Cognitive Abilities.

Edward Scissorhands

The conductor of the orchestra my dad played in, also a veteran of John Phillip Sousa's Marine band: Pasquale Santa Ana.