The Not Dad Jokes Thread

joegoat · Post by **joegoat** » 19 Apr 2022, 07:39

William Shatner once had a lingerie line. It never took off. Turns out women weren't fond of Shatner panties.

Post by **Biff** » 19 Apr 2022, 10:01

How are these NOT Dad jokes? Hmmm? Askin' for a friend.

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 19 Apr 2022, 10:09

One should ask "Would I tell this joke to my 6 year old daughter?"

if "yes" - Dad Joke
else - Not Dad Joke

Post by **Biff** » 19 Apr 2022, 11:10

FredS wrote: ↑19 Apr 2022, 10:09 One should ask "Would I tell this joke to my 6 year old daughter?"

if "yes" - Dad Joke
else - Not Dad Joke

Well my daughter is now a dysfunctional 38y old. Perhaps I needed a better algorithm ....

Del · Post by **Del** » 19 Apr 2022, 12:36

Biff wrote: ↑19 Apr 2022, 11:10
FredS wrote: ↑19 Apr 2022, 10:09 One should ask "Would I tell this joke to my 6 year old daughter?"

if "yes" - Dad Joke
else - Not Dad Joke
Well my daughter is now a dysfunctional 38y old. Perhaps I needed a better algorithm ....

You don't look at all like that kid in your avatar. Jest sayin'.

joegoat · Post by **joegoat** » 19 Apr 2022, 19:28

Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a slide rule.

Sir Moose · Post by **Sir Moose** » 20 Apr 2022, 14:22

How many dead hookers in your basement does it take to change a light bulb?

I'm not sure, but apparently more than seven.

Post by **Biff** » 20 Apr 2022, 20:47

joegoat wrote: ↑19 Apr 2022, 19:28 Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a slide rule.

Huh. That's like the accountant - worked it out with a pencil.

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 21 Apr 2022, 06:14

Sweetandsour took an accountant and a mathematician duck hunting once. A flock dropped in and they started blasting away but nothing dropped. When the smoke cleared the accountant and a mathematician started fist pumping and high-fiving one another. S&S said "WTF guys!? You didn't hit a single bird." They said "Ahh, but if you average our high and low shots we each killed two."