Sweatpants that s*ck

[Hovannes]

My opinion: Soffees rule, Guildans drool.
Why? Soffees have nice deep pockets that will keep your wallet and car keys secure, while Guildans have shallow pockets that'll eject your gym membership card in some weight machine if you aren't careful, and the waistband strings come apart.

What are your favorite sweatpants and why?
What are your least favorite sweatpants and why?

[Del]

Captain Sweatpants

[Jocose]

Ahem, all sweatpants suck.

That is all.

[Hovannes]

Ahem, all sweatpants suck.

That is all.

What do you wear to the gym in chilly weather, sir?

[Del]

Ahem, all sweatpants suck.

That is all.

What do you wear to the gym in chilly weather, sir?

Do you really believe that this bunch of lazy asses ever go to a gym?

Good on you, Hovannes, for having a life and taking care of yourself. Just don't look to this bunch for advice regarding active wear.

[Jocose]

Ahem, all sweatpants suck.

That is all.

What do you wear to the gym in chilly weather, sir?

I don’t wear sweatpants to the gym in chilly weather, or ever. I wear shorts, rain or shine, snow sleet hail etc.

Sweatpants remind me of a scene I witnessed in Anchorage, Alaska once where a 400-500 pound man in sweatpants was in front of me at Long John Silvers and when he ordered he said “I want the all you can eat Halibut and chips, go ahead and start the first 2 orders and keep ‘em coming until I tell you to stop”

[FredS]

Another hand raised to join the no-sweat-pants club. I'm pretty sure I've never owned sweat pants except maybe those assigned by school athletic teams when I was a boy.

But, if I owned or wore sweat pants, I'd wear them with the top rolled down to ride low on my hips and I'd have "Big Daddy" printed on the ass. That's what I'd do.

[coco]

I don’t wear sweatpants to the gym in chilly weather, or ever. I wear cargo shorts, rain or shine, snow sleet hail etc.

Fixed it for you.